niick4:

you’re an old, single loser who’s never going to have any friends.

femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

jeedje:

cutestofthecute:

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco.